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 List five characters you'd want on your side in any kind of trouble. Bonus points for assembling an "Action Team" with complementary skills. (Stole this from Cordy again ;D )



1. The Goddamn Batman- now I need to make it pretty clear this is balebat (or the comic batman if needs be) cuz the other movie ones suck in comparison and i'm pretty sure Senor Bale could kick plenty of ass, Batsuit or not. Batman has badass gadgets, is real rich IRL (some magazine pointlessly guessed he has about 6.4 billion dollars) and is known as 'The Worlds Greatest Detective' in the comics so thats pretty awesome! He also has a cockney butler in the form of Michael Cane! What more could you want? (pictured here as Bruce Wayne because my loins demanded it)

2. The Joker- On here because if he wasn't in my posse/ team he'd be interfering and trying to distract Batman from my teamly activities. He also is a friggen genius (if u disagree, re-watch The Dark Knight mofo and think about how overly complicated and detailed his 'chaos' is) and I could get him to kill anyone that pissed me off so i wouldn't feel any pesky guilt from murder and whatnot, as he has no qualms with doing so. He can also show me amazing magic tricks/ I can watch him try and make out with Batman when I get bored! Fun, fun, fun!
 

3. Sherlock (BBC)- Yeah so he's a bit of a pick, but hey, name a guy on my list that isn't! He's a BAMF that can deduce more from your jacket than a police squad can get from a room full of evidence. He also has smexy clothes, hair and the best...wait what would you call Watson? Sidekick? Assistant? Whatever he is he's great and i'm assuming he comes free with my Sherlock. 


4. Eames (Inception)- Ok, not only is he a cocky mofo with a badass dress sense, he can like, break into your mind and mess out with it without you knowing! He can take information out of it or make you think whatever he wants you too! Pretty sweet, hu? Also on a slow day in the team headquarters (yes we would have headquarters) i would like to see him make Batman/ the Joker and Watson/ Sherlock happen via inception! He's a morally questionably guy (and sexually questionably) so i'm thinking i could get him to do it.


5. Harry Potter- Ok i know what your thinking "hey wait there are better wizards than Harry Potter! What you doing picking him, girl?" Well he may not be the best, (wait at the end of the last book didn't it say he was as he had all the deathly hallows? whatever, Dumbledore is still the best in my book) but he is the defiantly the luckiest! Think about it, not only did not die as a baby because his mum died for him or something, he also survived the same most evil wizard in the world again, like 5 times and eventually killed him WITHOUT USING A KILLING CURSE. If you look back on all these encounters, the way he survived was mostly by dumb luck and being in the right place at the right time! I want someone like that on my team! Although people who get close to him usually end up dead, so we might tell everyone that we don't really like him but have him in the team anyway! We can be two faced like that in my team :D


So in summary, I have Batman for the physical stuff *waggles eyebrows* and possibly the Joker if he gets restless, Sherlock to be the brains and again possibly the Joker, Eames to make people do my biding via mind f*ck (or you know, solve shizz) and Harry Potter to do magic and make sure none of us die due to his luck! Hurray! We rock!

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cordeliasmarz
Sep. 9th, 2010 06:06 pm (UTC)
"some magazine pointlessly guessed he has about 6.4 billion dollars"
HHAA

Your loins demanded it
I love it

Hurrah! Brillsiant team!
I laughed a lot at your Harry justification
He is a lucky boy!
What's Dumbles got? A gammy hand followed by death!
Harry probs outlives everyone because by killing Voldy he like.. inherits all his lifespan or summit
IDK
But basically.. REGRETTA!
I shoulda thoughta this!

And I enjoy your "Eames performs inception on peeps to make our slashy dreams come true"
I DEMAND to get in on this

Only one I disagree on is The Joker because per-leease
As if he will follow orders
Jeez
Maybe Eames can sort him out.. but I doubt it
That demented gene runs pretty freakin deep
It's not a matter of choice
teetersslow
Sep. 9th, 2010 06:20 pm (UTC)
heehee thanks bebeh!

lol @ dumbledore's gammy hand! yeah harry pretty much inherits Vodly's live juice after killing him so we can get up on that shizz too if we hang around him enough! plus he might give me a go with the elder wand!

Eames and i could be like a tag team in slash and just mess everyone's mind up! theres a story we can write somewhere here!

OH NO U DI-ENT DISS MA JOKER! i like to think he will join in if the batman does, or at least play along as we will basically be doing evil deed instead of like good shizz, as batman learnt the hard way, no one like a hero and they don't get no sweet sweet reward! plus him and i would be bff so he would do it cuz he wanted too!
cordeliasmarz
Sep. 9th, 2010 06:34 pm (UTC)
AHAHHAAHAHA "he might give me a go with the elder wand!"

Yeah. OKAY!

....Believe the lie...
teetersslow
Sep. 9th, 2010 06:39 pm (UTC)
hey! why wouldn't he give me a go! he doesn't even use it! didn't he use it to mend his own wand then like throw the elder one away?

whatevs its my team and i control it!

the only problem with this team it that i'm thinking they could like over throw me if they wanted too cuz i have nothing to offer the team except my power of perviness and craziness that i think the joker already bring to the team :/
cordeliasmarz
Sep. 9th, 2010 07:15 pm (UTC)
No I was just plain laughing at your hilarity when I quoted and then the "Yeah. OKAY!" was about The Joker

And yeah they would totes overthrow/shank you
teetersslow
Sep. 9th, 2010 07:25 pm (UTC)
oic! it was clear but i am a fool!

:( u were supposed to comfort me and say that i have loads of qualities that they would love and need D'X

harry would be my friend! oh no then that means i would die D: noooooooooooooo

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cordeliasmarz
Sep. 9th, 2010 09:18 pm (UTC)
Awwwwww gif ♥

Nah it wurn't that clear tbh

And yeah obvo you have MANY decent qualities and shiz but like... yeah.
teetersslow
Sep. 9th, 2010 09:27 pm (UTC)
yeah mte (secretly)

YAY! i don't even care if that was sarcasm, i'm just that attention whorish!

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(gif repeater but is relevant)
cordeliasmarz
Sep. 9th, 2010 09:31 pm (UTC)
HAHHA aww ♥

UR CUTE

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teetersslow
Sep. 9th, 2010 09:38 pm (UTC)
PATRONISING COW!!! CILLIAN, FETCH MY CROCHED NOOSE! I HAVE SOME HANGING TO DO!
cordeliasmarz
Sep. 9th, 2010 09:44 pm (UTC)
You can crochet?
teetersslow
Sep. 9th, 2010 09:47 pm (UTC)
lol no fool, cillian can
its one of his womanly skillz
(he added a z here to make it seem moah badass)
cordeliasmarz
Sep. 9th, 2010 10:05 pm (UTC)
Tell him it doesn't help
teetersslow
Sep. 9th, 2010 10:17 pm (UTC)
i did, hes crying *rolls eyez*
hes being all emo and shizz noaw
proof:
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teetersslow
Sep. 22nd, 2010 04:31 pm (UTC)
thanks bb :)
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