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A Batman post, no srsly.

Like the sad, sad person I am, I have spent the last week watching CHILDREN'S CARTOONS on my laptop. OK, I hope it's sort of cool that I've been watching them seeing as it's 'The Batman' and after some research I found that fully grown men watch it too, creepy fully grown men but still. 

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I'm not really sure what age it's starts getting weird to do so, but i hope 16 is cool, when December 6th rolls around and I reach the big 1 7, I will banish all thoughts of them from my mind....or ask for the box sets for my birthday, i haven't decided yet.

The stories are pretty cool, if not a bit far fetched. But come on, this is a kids show. Who says that The Joker wouldn't be able to construct a giant gum ball machine in less than a day with only two henchmen's help? Also, the fact that 'Batgirl' and 'Robin' roll around at sires 3 and 5 don't help matters as all I can think is that Batman is a terrible pedophile that makes his prey fight crime with him and get beaten up before taking them home and molesting them! Serious, there still in school for Christ sake! THEY HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES TO BUNK OFF SCHOOL TO FIGHT CRIME, HOW IS THAT OK?! They're also pretty awful at it and probably make more mess than be helpful, if Batman just got fully grown adults to help him it would be far simpler! But then how would you get girls to watch the show unless there was a character to relate to? ugh, please! They have Harley Quinn, don't they....oh wait....

K, I really didn't mean this to turn into a rant about what little turds Batgirl and Robin are (they make bad puns for heavens sake) but really about how awesome I think the rest of the show is. 

The Joker is pretty much the best thing about it! He is voiced by this awesome guy called Kevin Michael Richardson who has a badass evil black guys voice (and also voiced a transformer in the film lol wtf? thats pretty sweet). He's pretty much the typical Joker, being hilarious and having ridiculous plots to do stuff that doesn't really make sense but has some sort of comic theme. Most of the time he doesn't really seem to know why he's doing it, it's just to like....piss off Batman? i don't even know anymore. 



lol @ the fact the that that this picture was on a website saying how awful they thought this joker was! idgaf he has dreads and bare feet, he's awesome imo!


k. nightmare fule if i ever saw it. at least i didn't post vampire joker......



oh wait......

Batman in this is pretty cool too, although Bruce Wayne is ugly as sin and I wont post a picture as he makes me sick in comparison to the sexy senor Bale. He has sweet ass gadgets and stuff and he also has a 'putting on the bat suit' montage every. episode. Sadly Alfred is awful too, or maybe my mind has been tainted by the amazing Michael Caine and nothing else will do him justice. He just seems like a massive, useless prick in this version. 



Wait, why's he in a hot air ballon? And why can Batman fly? i have no idea, i'm pretty sure this isn't in an episode, i hope this isn't some fanart i've dug up...oh well, it seems legit. 



LOL @ The Joker's weird brown leather waist coat thing he had in the 1st series! i don't know why they changed it.....


see what i mean about the little kids being annoying, and how inappropriate they look standing next to a fully grown man? Also, if you heard Robin's voice it would make suicide seem like a more pleasant option than continue listening to the little brat! 


Any who, I've disturbingly started to like this Joker over Heath ledger's Joker which is freaking me out a bit. Maybe its just because i've been watching this for a week straight and haven't seen the film in over a month or maybe it's because the cartoon is so ludicrous and funny compared to the dark and slightly depressing film that it makes you enjoy it more, also Heath's death brings down the film a bit too :/

IDK, i know i'll be whoring it over the film the next time i watch it so its swings and roundabout really.....did i just use that saying correctly? IDK.

And just for lol's here The Joker dying in the most disturbing way known to cartoondom at 4:00. Note sad Bats at the end...aw:


You're welcome.

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cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 02:54 pm (UTC)
UGHHHHH
I literally was in PAIN watching that video
I made it to the bit where that dude's blood dripped on the skellington then I FFW'd a little but I just couldn't be bothered
I literally felt SICK with boredom and just.. sickness

But uh
Yeah

I think we need a bit of this to liven up the post

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teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 03:07 pm (UTC)
rudeness rudeness! didn't u see where i said to go to 4:00 to see the relevant bit? GEEZE!!! and don't bother commenting about anything else in the post! IT'S NOT LIKE THE ONLY BIT U COMMENTED ON WAS ONLY A SIDE NOTE OR ANYTHING!!!!! >:'(

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merlin looks like he has some sort of disease in that gif. like he's having chemo or something! he's a jittery bitch
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 03:33 pm (UTC)
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Calm down, Christy!

You're making me feel really mean even though you're way worse to me all the time

WHYYYYYYYYYYY
teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 03:38 pm (UTC)
:(


u are mean, i don't expect it from u! YOU KNOW I'M NEEDY!!!

be nice and send a proper comment :') I TRIED HARD TO MAKE IT INTERESTING FOR UUUUUUU!!
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 03:46 pm (UTC)
Awwwwww
You make me cry
I'm legitimately welling up

I HATE YOU FOR MAKING ME LOVE YOU TOO MUCH

*Hathaway wrist-slashing*

And your childish spelling errors make me feel even worse because it reminds me that you're my wee adorable Asian sissy

Looking over the post again I did actually lol at quite a bit
That video just really brought down my mood

I liked the paedophilia stuff
Always goes down well
And "THEY HAVE TO MAKE EXCUSES TO BUNK OFF SCHOOL TO FIGHT CRIME, HOW IS THAT OK?!"
HAHAHA what kind of moral example is Batman in this??!
Is it because Bruce is ginge in this?
Actually I just assume he's got like auburn hair and shiz
C'mon
Post a piccy

That Joker is effing creepy
His tooths freak me out
WHY DO YOU WATCH THIS
I thought you liked hot people?!!
teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 03:54 pm (UTC)
omg srsly? u crying gurl? dude chill just a jolly japes!
hey where are my spelling mistakes? i was so careful :'(

yay! :'D :'D

i don't think kids would get the prevy stuff but what about the street smart kids hu? what'll they do?

lol what no he always has black/ dark brown hair! why would u think he's ginge?

heres a link to all the series 1 characters and u can see him there
http://www.legionsofgotham.org/TOONSthebatmanBTSpreprodTurnarounds.html

haha yeah i hate his front teeth, or should i say tooth, srsly!

nah mate hes funny! and sly. he makes me laff!

yeah but i can make an exception for the joker! srsly there are uglier versions of him, this is attractive in comparison.
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 04:02 pm (UTC)
It's the "I TRIED HARD TO MAKE IT INTERESTING FOR UUUUUUU!!" that got me :')

HAHA but what about the street smart kids hu? what'll they do?

EWWWWWWW OMG HE LOOKS LIKE QUASI MODO!!!!!!

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teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 04:19 pm (UTC)
aw babz!

they can just go head and be traumatised or write sick fanfiction on their dad's laptop!

hahahha omg he does! they really slyly tried to make him more good looking in the 5th series and it sort of worked.....idk y they didn't in the first place! its canon that he is well lush!

i agree leon i agree, u are wise beyond ur years!
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 05:08 pm (UTC)
HAHAHHAHAHAH "its canon that he is well lush!"
That just reminded me: where are those hilar + disturbing photos Laura and I took at Grandma and Grandpa's?

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teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 05:20 pm (UTC)
i'm sorry, but r u diverting the conversation away from batman? i don't think so!

btw i know u write fanfiction about u being batgirl! i found ur lj account, missbatboo123!!! u disgust me!
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 09:00 pm (UTC)
Damnnn
It was a real mistake linking back to this journal wasn't it :I
teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 09:06 pm (UTC)
yeah mate, be more sly next time! srsly! i didn't need to read dat shizz!
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 09:40 pm (UTC)
Sorry
I'm really into it
teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 09:42 pm (UTC)
hahahaha try and control ur self woman!
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 09:55 pm (UTC)
But they're so deliciously underage!

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teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 09:58 pm (UTC)
i understand how it must be fun to ship, but please, if the police found that content.....

cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:00 pm (UTC)
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..
I should stop
teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:08 pm (UTC)
indeed! no amount of merlin gifs can save you from prison....or the chair. DUN DUN DUN!!!
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:11 pm (UTC)
HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAAHAH
Just snorted at "the chair"
teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:15 pm (UTC)
yeah, writing bad fanfics is a killable offence
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:22 pm (UTC)
HAHAH OH GOD laughing uncontrollably
teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:31 pm (UTC)
lol really? u cra-cra gurl! i imagen u laughing like in ur icon
cordeliasmarz
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:32 pm (UTC)
That's exactly how it is right now
Merry and Pippin symbolise your words
teetersslow
Oct. 3rd, 2010 10:39 pm (UTC)
awwwwww! <3 dash qt!!!
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teetersslow
Oct. 7th, 2010 05:09 pm (UTC)
classy theme song rendition bb

awesome! i love charity shops, i feel all nostalgic in them when i see the dvd's and toys :')
i've been doing ok on the fitness front, well not really fitness, more like healthiness. I'm still too swamped with school work to be bothered to actually start doing exercise.

cheese on toast is a temptation that has conquered the best of men and women! its too darn easy to make and tasty!
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teetersslow
Oct. 7th, 2010 08:50 pm (UTC)
i can only exercise to music otherwise i lose motivation. plus reading might be a bit joggily.

I have a cross trainer but it squeaks like no ones business so u have to listen to deafening music to drown out the noise anyway!

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